Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1Filed under: General DisgruntlementSponsored by no one. Funded by nothing.HQ: Wherever the wifi worksNow accepting rants, retweets, and resentmentParty Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1Filed under: General DisgruntlementSponsored by no one. Funded by nothing.HQ: Wherever the wifi worksNow accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
Chapter Zero

About the Party.

How a joke about being called cockroaches turned into five very serious demands.

Why a cockroach?

Because we were called one. The young, the unemployed and the chronically online were told they contribute nothing, complain too much, and refuse to die quietly. So we took the insult and put it on the letterhead. A cockroach survives what is built to crush it — which, frankly, is the entire political strategy.

What we actually are

The Cockroach Janta Party is a work of satire built on top of five demands we mean completely. The tone is a joke. The demands are not. We are not registered with any corporate sponsor, religious body, or godi media house — just citizens with wifi and opinions.

We do not collect donations. We do not sell memberships. We do not organise selfies with the leader. The whole thing is funded by nothing and sponsored by no one, and that is the point.

The founder

The party was founded in 2026 by Abhijeet Dipke, who serves as Founder & Convenor — a position that comes with no salary, no personal assistant, and no government bungalow. Replace this name and the contact details with your own if you are running your own copy of the site.

What you can do here