The Boring But Honest Page
Privacy Policy.
Short version: we collect very little, we do not sell anything, and there are no third-party trackers.
What we collect
- Join form — your name, email and message, stored so we can reply. Not shared, not sold.
- Fanbase wall — the name, optional handle and message you submit are shown publicly on the wall. Do not post anything you want kept private.
- Petition — counted anonymously. We do not attach your identity to a signature.
What we do not do
- No advertising networks, popups or redirect ads.
- No Google Analytics or third-party tracking pixels.
- No selling, renting or trading of your data.
Storage & deletion
Form and wall submissions are stored in a simple database on the site's own server. Want something removed? Email us from the Contact page and we will delete it.
Changes
If this policy changes, the updated version will appear on this page. This is a satirical project — but the privacy promise is real.